Saturday, December 19, 2009

My everyday struggle ((a tide over post))

Dear readers, this is a tide over post until I can make my next evaluation. I'll go ahead and give you a hint, when the two main characters of my next evaluation got married, it was published in almost every anime magazine known to man. Please have fun with the hint of the next gateway anime I am to evaluate.

But I must continue on to today's main problem that I am discussing in my post.

About 90% of girl anime fans struggle with this problem everyday, as well as about 75% of male anime lovers. This problem is known, a obsessive-compulsive-otaku-fan-girl-disorder! This disorder is quite sad as it takes over the mind of it's victims and to outsiders, the host of this virus, may seem crazy as he/she is obsessed/in love ans constantly swooning over anime characters, which I regretfully inform you all do not exist. I fear I must inform you, I struggle with this problem as well. What has made me post this is the fact that for a time I thought I had laid my problem down, but in reality it was just dormant. There is no cure, for this and I have concluded that without a doubt, this illness has been revived within me. So I thought I should let you be aware of some of the more serious symptoms, as if you or a friend of yours has this disorder, it should probably be...looked after to make sure t doesn't get out of hand.

The symptoms for obsessive-compulsive-otaku-fan-girl disorder are as follows:




  • When watching anime he/she may have 'episode' of swooning and squealing constantly when the anime character they are obsessing over come on screen. ((I've come to experience that the less screen time they have the bigger the swooning episode will be))

  • WARNING: squealing may pierce your eardrums and you can be temporarily deaf.

  • He/she may have posters, cardboard cut outs, life sized action figures, plushies, etc. in excessive amounts with which they constantly cuddle with and or kiss, ((etc. any kind of affection that isn't normal for things kind of inanimate objects))

  • He/she may also cosplay EVERYDAY OF THEIR LIFE as a character either of their own design, or as a character that is paired up with the character of their affection.

  • WARNING: His/her personality may be affected and they may begin to believe they are actually the person they costplay as.

  • The second WARNING for this symptom: In a serious condition he/she may cosplay as they actual character which causes the swooning episodes. ((when dealing with these particular symptoms, he/she may no longer be the friend you know and love as they may believe the have magical powers, or etc. He/she may be come overly violent/manic and can act irrationally when faced with everyday problems.))

Please approach with sensitivity and try to get these people some help as they cannot help themselves. it will take the support of friends and family but I am struggling to get my disorder under control.